www.mrs.oshimbo.com...can we talk?
I realize that when I created you, you actually expected that we'd have some kind of meaningful relationship filled with hours upon hours of heartfelt conversations. However, I believe I duped you into believing that was my MO. You see, while I have every intention of meeting you half way in this relationship, for some reason, I just get too distracted to remember you.
I know, don't cry, it's not you, it's me.
I didn't mean for this this to happen. I didn't mean to spend all my waking moments on Twitter reading about other people's exciting lives. I also did not honestly mean to spend countless hours reading other people's blogs and comparing them to you.
Don't get mad at me...seriously, stop yelling. Well maybe if you tried to dress up a little and show me some visual love, I'd spend some time here. What's that, you don't have the means to enhance your appearance on your own? You need me...are you being sincere? Do you really mean that? You want ME? But I'm no good. I only visited you once during all of April. How could you want someone as callous and non-supportive as me?
You want to try? You'll give me a second chance? Awww, that means a lot to me...it really does.
Ok...maybe we can start again.
What's that? You want some work done...a facelift? Well, no, I mean, yes you need it (no offense). Alright, we'll see if the doctor is available (Mr. Oshimbo). If that's all it will take to make you happy, I'm willing to help you out.
What? Don't take myself so seriously? Do I? I guess I do. It's just everyone can see you and I want them to like you. I don't want to make the effort unless you're at your best. I know, it's my fault not yours that you aren't. But have you seen these other blogs? Some are so good, how can we compare? It doesn't matter what they think? But isn't that the point; to get people to come visit us? Oh, you're right. We started this just because I had something to say and wanted to share. You're so smart. Yeah, it doesn't matter what they think because we'll still keep doing our thing.
It was always meant for fun, right?
Ok, sorry if I was harsh before. I really do love you and I promise to try and be a better blogger. Forgive?
Thanks www.mrs.oshimbo.com. I know we can make this work after all.
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